Storm giveaway contest "winner" tattoos the phone on his cankle, will never find love
There are three primary rules to tattoos that we're aware of:
stage of life together. We'd prefer the Bumfight.
- 1. "I love my mom" tattoos are really cool.
- 2. "I love my short-term-girlfriend" tattoos are questionable at best.
- 3. "I love this gadget" tattoos have greater built-in obsolescence than sliced apples and pretty much clench the fact that nobody will ever go out with you. Also, they're really awesome.














