We know it can be
awfully stressful being a world renowned, jet-setting, millionaire, supermodel, so we sympathize with Naomi Campbell and what she's going through. Yesterday, she pleaded guilty to
misdemeanor charges for hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone (OUCH) several months ago over a missing pair of jeans. It's possible that if convicted, she could serve up to seven years in jail for the assault. As part of her plea bargain,
America's Next Abusive Model Naomi must pay for the maid's medical expenses, five days of community service and some anger management classes. Maybe the judge will make her be someone's
assistant.
[Thanks,
Randall and Chris B.]
Never before have we so rejoiced in our justice system than on this day of just desserts for the notorious abuser of cellphones -- and, incidentally, maids -- Naomi Campbell. Naomi showed up for her community service job at a sanitation garage today in NYC, where for five days she'll be mopping and sweeping while no doubt considering the grave crimes she has committed against hapless gadgetry. We only hope such punishment, along with the couple days of anger management classes, will be enough to reform this hardened criminal.
