Recent Comments:
The editor-in-chief giveaway: Win Ryan Block's gadgets {Engadget}
Aug 23rd 2008 11:23AM I can do it! I can do it nine times!
Apple, RIM, Palm sued over vague GSM patents {Engadget}
Aug 6th 2008 3:39PM Can I just say here, Chris, for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus? My theory, that is. Well, Chris, you may well ask me what is my theory; what is it that it is - this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is - my theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine. Oh, what is my theory? This is it. My theory that belongs to me is as follows.
The next thing I'm going to say is my theory. Ready?
My theory by A. Elk. [Miss].
This theory goes as follows and begins now.
All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.
And now for something completely different... {The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)}
Jul 18th 2008 8:34PM A man with three buttocks!?
Texas wind power initiative to blow other states away {Engadget}
Jul 18th 2008 6:57AM A sad day for kite-lovers everywhere.
Kansas Apple Store ready to open {The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)}
Jul 11th 2008 3:32AM I'm here! 12th in line. Anyone else here?
Local public school students get assigned Zunes {Engadget}
Jun 30th 2008 2:41AM Kansas city should start with a competent school board and decent teachers. giving expensive tech shouldn't ever on the drawing board until things are fixed. It's not really any wonder why west independence wanted to jump ship, the school board consists of meetings to hire the next superintendent scapegoat to blame for widespread incompetency. it's a floomin' tragedy, because the kids are getting screwed.
Walgreens to erect largest sign in Times Square, use just 12 million LEDs {Engadget}
Jun 5th 2008 1:11AM I never saw the appeal in these big signs. Are they really going to get someone to impulse-buy 80 dollar tickets to "Hairspray"? or in this case, refill a perscription or buy a crappy knockoff toy because you were running late to 6-year-old's birthday party?
Study secretly tracked 100,000 cellphone users' locations {Engadget}
Jun 5th 2008 12:01AM Which would be flawed because most people (in my experience) other than mac users don't even have webcams. Same reason the variables on above experiment are flawed; T-mobile sucks. and so I can't take my phone overseas without giving a quart of blood for minute money every few hours.
A more accurate representation that also conforms to the morals of Northwestern University sociologists would be to surgically implant GPS tracking devices into the bodies of open-heart surgery patients and homeless people.
Fascists.
Disney / Thinkway Toys' Ultimate WALL-E robot cleans up on camera {Engadget}
May 6th 2008 12:15PM This sucker needs to be modded to kingdom come. a few ideas:
-Gamecube (i think that's been done though)
-eee PC
-Mac mini (or G4 Cube) with dual external iSight cameras
-Wii
-The first artificial video liveblogger
-A weapons-grade lazer, Garmin GPS System, lock-pick, and road-ready tread (To stalk every person who has ever asked if a post-2007 product "plays doom")
-Whatever Ben Heck feels like
Zune 2.5 update brings TV downloads, Zune Card sharing {Engadget}
May 6th 2008 2:48AM I really doubt he'll be happy until Microsoft names an operating system after him. Oh wait, It's already in the product title of everything they sell. That was a well-thought-out name change.









