I hope, when you're crapping your pants and having the gripper someday soon (guess: you're overweight) and you fumble to dial your phone for help, you can't. Perhaps your arthritis is so bad you can't dial a phone with small keys. Perhaps you can't see very well any more. Perhaps your fingers are too fat. If you can't stand those commercials then turn off Matlock, Murder She Wrote, or Wheel of Fortune and go for a jog or something.
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kpfeif @ Aug 26th 2008 4:18PM
I hope, when you're crapping your pants and having the gripper someday soon (guess: you're overweight) and you fumble to dial your phone for help, you can't. Perhaps your arthritis is so bad you can't dial a phone with small keys. Perhaps you can't see very well any more. Perhaps your fingers are too fat. If you can't stand those commercials then turn off Matlock, Murder She Wrote, or Wheel of Fortune and go for a jog or something.