Lindsay Lohan has a lesbian g/f and I don't Lindsay Lohan has a Porsche and I don't Lindsay Lohan has a smelly snatch and I don't (I don't even have a snatch) Lindsay Lohan has plenty more things that I don't.... why aren't you guys writing about that?
If i went out and got drunk all the time, made terrible movies, constantly acted like a slut, pretended to be gay, and went to rehab several times before age 21 could i get one too????
whats with all those white streaks on the screen of CrackBerry Bold, lindsay also is chewing on some sort of small plastic tube. Sam just turned 31. Sam looks amazing in sun glasses and her decidant red polo and her flashy black hat! Sam is actually carrying some lotion......her hands get dry sometimes....seriously
Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful, talented woman who has gone down the wrong path many times.
What does what kind of person she is, what kind of record she has, have anything to do with the type of phone she has?
And we're calling her names because??? For the record, I know lots of "retards" who know how to do a lot quite well. And they have much better social skills and tact than you do - that's for sure!
The fact is - she has a BlackBerry Bold. A coveted device right now. That's making a lot of people jealous - that there are now several with one. I know I have a customer who constantly contacts me asking "when's it coming out?"
This has to be a sign - it's soon. The stars have one. They are getting special treatment. Our treatment has to be right around the corner!
LOL! Whoa horsey! Got a bit of pent up anger there, Erik, or are you just a militant Blackberry/Lohan fan?
It's great to hear you have plenty of fertilizer in your backyard (you DO have a dog, right?) In fact, I'm glad to hear you even have a backyard to begin with! So many don't. It's nice to have all that freedom to run around...
Anyway, once again, I'm waiting for the HTC Touch Pro!!! Awesome phone and I can hardly wait!
The funny thing about it is that Blackberry turned off the pin on the guy who bought the bold for Crackberry.com because it was had before anyone else could but both douche-bags John Mayer and Lohan have a fully functioning model. Once again another reason to buy an iPhone these french rejects are pathetic, they're canadian french which makes it even worse.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Derek @ Aug 8th 2008 2:27PM
The retard probably doesn't even know how to turn it on.
kevin @ Aug 8th 2008 2:33PM
I'm betting she does, especially since she owned a Curve.
DChen @ Aug 8th 2008 2:30PM
Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record...and I don't
Izzy @ Aug 8th 2008 4:09PM
Yet
Justin @ Aug 8th 2008 2:55PM
Lindsay Lohan has a lesbian g/f and I don't
Lindsay Lohan has a Porsche and I don't
Lindsay Lohan has a smelly snatch and I don't (I don't even have a snatch)
Lindsay Lohan has plenty more things that I don't.... why aren't you guys writing about that?
NuShrike @ Aug 8th 2008 5:31PM
She gives new meanings to LiLo and Snatch.
random @ Aug 8th 2008 2:58PM
If i went out and got drunk all the time, made terrible movies, constantly acted like a slut, pretended to be gay, and went to rehab several times before age 21 could i get one too????
slamEVIL @ Aug 8th 2008 3:48PM
hey! herbie fully loaded wasn't terrible.
sltbass77 @ Aug 8th 2008 3:52PM
Herpes fully loaded....
Jack! @ Aug 8th 2008 3:07PM
Nope, I have a Bold! Ha Ha!
Iscariote @ Aug 8th 2008 3:34PM
I don't have probation, a drinking problem, or rehab bills either.
plh2034 @ Aug 8th 2008 3:45PM
reminds me of a spotted owl but i bet you guys think she is hot.
DeeDee @ Aug 8th 2008 4:00PM
Lindsay Lohan has a black berry bold, but what is that Sam Ronson is holding in the picture????
Mo @ Aug 8th 2008 7:04PM
thats not sam u dipshit!
socially_corrupt @ Aug 10th 2008 1:29AM
It very well could be a flask?
DeeDee @ Aug 10th 2008 9:34PM
whats with all those white streaks on the screen of CrackBerry Bold, lindsay also is chewing on some sort of small plastic tube. Sam just turned 31. Sam looks amazing in sun glasses and her decidant red polo and her flashy black hat! Sam is actually carrying some lotion......her hands get dry sometimes....seriously
Jeff @ Aug 8th 2008 4:23PM
Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful, talented woman who has gone down the wrong path many times.
What does what kind of person she is, what kind of record she has, have anything to do with the type of phone she has?
And we're calling her names because??? For the record, I know lots of "retards" who know how to do a lot quite well. And they have much better social skills and tact than you do - that's for sure!
The fact is - she has a BlackBerry Bold. A coveted device right now. That's making a lot of people jealous - that there are now several with one. I know I have a customer who constantly contacts me asking "when's it coming out?"
This has to be a sign - it's soon. The stars have one. They are getting special treatment. Our treatment has to be right around the corner!
Mike B. @ Aug 8th 2008 5:44PM
When does verizon get it?! I want to upgrade my 2.5 yr old 7130e and won't settle for anything less than a Bold, but i'm growing impatient.
Jim @ Aug 8th 2008 5:51PM
may 2009
tonynetz @ Aug 8th 2008 8:01PM
who cares if verizon gets the bold.. we'll be getting the thunder!
Mike B. @ Aug 8th 2008 10:42PM
Yeah... i kinda don't want a touch screen... i want a keyboard that i can type on without having to look at it...
SPOKE @ Aug 8th 2008 5:47PM
Lindsay Lohan has crabs, and I don't.
Ici @ Aug 8th 2008 5:58PM
most of you sound like a bunch of nasty spoiled kids, there is a huge difference between witty and plain nasty
peace
Al @ Aug 8th 2008 6:47PM
We sure that is the bold and not the Javelin? It also looks like her gf has the same phone.
Brown @ Aug 8th 2008 9:23PM
I'm tired of seeing other people with a Bold...When is the f*&*%$g thing coming out already?? This is Bullshit!!
Galen20K @ Aug 8th 2008 10:29PM
Why in the WORLD are celebrities allowed to get new phones like this before the General Public, I am SOoooo SICK of life being completely unFair.
All Phone companies should go bankrupt.
Michael @ Aug 9th 2008 12:19AM
I miss the Mean Girls looking Lohan. That was like her peak now its gone and I'm sad..boo..And that phone better come out this month, $#!&*^
SuperSexyErik (^_^) @ Aug 9th 2008 12:50AM
Really? Wow blackberry finally has a user under 50 years of age
Now someone will have to show her how to make a phone call with it,
Good luck!
Cassini @ Aug 9th 2008 2:21AM
"Lindsay Lohan has a BlackBerry Bold, and you don't."
Big whoop. :)
(Patiently awaiting HTC Touch Pro...)
SuperSexyErik (^_^) @ Aug 9th 2008 2:54AM
waiting for dog sh*t? ive got extra in my back yard :)
Cassini @ Aug 9th 2008 6:51AM
LOL! Whoa horsey! Got a bit of pent up anger there, Erik, or are you just a militant Blackberry/Lohan fan?
It's great to hear you have plenty of fertilizer in your backyard (you DO have a dog, right?) In fact, I'm glad to hear you even have a backyard to begin with! So many don't. It's nice to have all that freedom to run around...
Anyway, once again, I'm waiting for the HTC Touch Pro!!! Awesome phone and I can hardly wait!
SuperSexyErik (^_^) @ Aug 9th 2008 2:08PM
htc = crapp!
Al @ Aug 9th 2008 11:43PM
htc=crap is your opinion, not fact.
SuperSexyErik (^_^) @ Aug 10th 2008 12:32AM
fact fact :)
J @ Aug 10th 2008 1:20AM
It's crap because you can't afford it. zing!
Go buy yourself a firefly phone.
SuperSexyErik (^_^) @ Aug 10th 2008 7:30PM
Wait... It costs money ?? I thought they would hand these out to homeless people who need old tech
socially_corrupt @ Aug 10th 2008 1:21AM
If I become a raging alcoholic and a mediocre actor, may I have a blackberry bold too??? Pleeeeease??
Winston @ Aug 10th 2008 7:11PM
So between Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer, RIM picks two of the most obnoxious and narcissistic celbs to leak their products through?? Nice picks RIM...
webterractive @ Aug 20th 2008 4:07PM
That's shitty, oh well when someone comes out with some sort of cool app it should be on every other phone first then Blackberry.
webterractive @ Aug 20th 2008 4:13PM
The funny thing about it is that Blackberry turned off the pin on the guy who bought the bold for Crackberry.com because it was had before anyone else could but both douche-bags John Mayer and Lohan have a fully functioning model. Once again another reason to buy an iPhone these french rejects are pathetic, they're canadian french which makes it even worse.