Wedding cake toppers reflect our high-tech, loveless reality

by Chris Ziegler posted Apr 12th 2008 at 7:25PM

"Dude, I totally just got married! No, I'm serious -- can't you hear the organ playing?"

[Via textually.org and geeksugar]

Tags: cake, cake topper, cake toppers, CakeTopper, CakeToppers, Culture, marriage, topper, toppers, wedding

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Vandebe @ Apr 12th 2008 7:34PM

omfg, i wish this was around when i got married. i so would have put this on the cake.

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Darkest Daze @ Apr 12th 2008 8:06PM

Shouldn't she be texting?

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tim @ Apr 12th 2008 8:40PM

Can I get one where they both have a Blackberry?

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elgee02 @ Apr 12th 2008 8:44PM

Yeah get me a groom that is texting and a bride on the phone and my fiance might agree to put those on our cake for our wedding!

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YankeeDooda @ Apr 12th 2008 11:13PM

i love how they're on seperate bases so they can be placed far apart.
....signs your wedding might be short-lived.

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LowTeckh @ Apr 13th 2008 2:00AM

What relationship that involves hyper-powered texting and myFaving(?) last anyways?

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Maybe I can get one driving my car.... talking to my friends.... or inhaling?

Sorry, but I think this is kind of dumb. They're setting themselves apart from every other American- "OMFG I'M ALWAYS ON MY PHONE ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!! THAT IS SOOOOO ME!!!"

But whatever, it's their wedding. Best of luck guys.

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Jeremy K. @ Apr 12th 2008 11:08PM

sad...

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momotar0 @ Apr 13th 2008 7:01AM

If she is on that phone on their wedding night then they definitely have problems...

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YankeeDooda @ Apr 13th 2008 12:13PM

depends if it's set to vibrate or not, hur hur hur.

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momotar0 @ Apr 13th 2008 12:36PM

Yankee! You dirty bird! lol

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WiiTodd @ Apr 13th 2008 8:24AM

Custom cake toppers... pricey. No thanks. I'd rather spend my money on getting out of my Verizon contract for a 3G iPhone.

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freediverdude @ Apr 13th 2008 2:46PM

A notarized copy of a prenup agreement is required for purchasing this particular cake topper package from the bakery.

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Rosa @ Apr 14th 2008 4:56AM

OMG, that's too bad. I do not see any love from this wedding cake topper. It seems that the Bride and Groom will contact each other unless they telephone. Does the Bride run away? Huh! Maybe! I think if I got married, I would not choose any wedding cake like this. I like those natural toppers. This one that I found at a dealsite caught my eye a lot:
http://www.dealstudio.com/searchdeals.php?deal_id=96748&ru=279 , does anyone agree with me?

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Jake Paul @ Apr 14th 2008 11:46AM

Wow, none of you have a sense of humor. Good luck being single for the rest of your boring lives!

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momotar0 @ Apr 15th 2008 2:13AM

Maybe we have no sense of humor because marraige has sucked all the joy out of our lives...of course by your logic, trolling a cell phone forum and telling everyone they will never get married must be a sign of skills with the ladies and unsurpassed virility. We bow to you.