The Onion lampoons habitual headset wearer on a date
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
DaveTehWave @ Aug 15th 2007 5:38AM
'is there supposed to be something wrong with this behavior?'
Yeah you Nerd.
When you're with a *real* woman, you leave the Nerdity behind.
Take off the Bluetooth, turn the cell to vibrate, and pay attention to her.
Oh wait, you don't get laid - that's why you're questioning normal dating behaviour.
Have fun w/ Rosie & her sisters!
lazylittleboy @ Aug 15th 2007 6:33AM
apparently you don't get sarcasm...
BigD @ Aug 15th 2007 6:46AM
Rosie only has one brother, Lefty. No sisters.
I think this is hilarious, though. I admit to committing this atrocity back when I got my first bluetooth handset back in (was it '03) college.
A. G. @ Aug 15th 2007 9:04AM
Yeah, I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious. Then I realized not everyone is sharp and figured at least one person might have been dumb enough to leave an angry comment. Good job.
Matt @ Aug 16th 2007 12:22AM
I love it. It's great that the dull crayon who doesn't comprehend sarcasm would be the first to post?!
backbeat @ Aug 15th 2007 9:33AM
The only joke is the fool with the fallus on his face in social situations. The sarcasm, however, was obvious.
Mark @ Aug 15th 2007 11:45AM
The woman is ugly anyway. He's probably talking to his other honey.
MajorXero @ Aug 15th 2007 12:01PM
HAH! Thanks, guys, for the first laugh of the day!
boss sauce @ Aug 15th 2007 1:25PM
He's a "bluetard"-- spread the word!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluetard
Chase @ Aug 16th 2007 2:12AM
obvious sarcasm. hilarious though. at least its not one of those B&O stick phones taped to his head haha.
trashstache @ Aug 16th 2007 8:40AM
yeah, I'd be on my tooth too trying to chat up a dime if I was on a date with that ugly broad.
Thomas @ Aug 16th 2007 9:19AM
caption competition anyone?