Cingular to become AT&T on Monday

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-_- @ Jan 12th 2007 4:43PM

Dear friends and relatives of Jack,
There will be a memorial service held for our dear friend the Cingular Jack on Monday, as his charismatic persona will be cast off by the powers that be, and, in his place, an ugly-ass blue and white sphere will be placed. These memorials will be held outside each Cingular store and stand, whether corporate or private. If you do plan to attend, please bring all your Cingular branded items to place in a casket, which will be blocking the door through which the new labeling will be transported. Also, please remember to bring at least one megaphone per person and several large posters of Jack to wave at passerby in honor of his passing.
After the memorial service, throat soothing medication will be given to anyone who needs it so that they will be able to speak normally after spending the morning shouting their objections to losing such a wonderful figure.

no, seriously, why in the world would at&t replace such an icon with that ugly-ass sphere? i mean, what are they thinking?? i'm sorry, it's white and blue, not blue and white.
maybe we should get Weird Al to sing a song about this to the tune of "American Pie", or some other American classic.

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