Finland's Prime Minister ends relationship via SMS
Matti Vanhanen is the current Prime Minister of Finland and was dubbed the "Sexiest Man" in the their country; however, being the sexiest man alive has nothing to do with having no backbone and not being able to breakup with another face-to-face." He had been dating Susan Kuronen, who he had met on the Internet, for several months before he decided to break up with her by sending a text message saying "that's it." We've never understood the cowardliness of people who can't break up with people face to face. Oh and by the way Jane, you and I are over![Via FARK.com]
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TS @ Dec 5th 2006 4:25AM
What is not said in this news is that the relationship ended because the woman only used Mr. Vanhanen to get publicity and money. They had agreed that they give no interviews. Now miss Kuronen has been doing nothing else than giving interviews to every possible media about how all that Mr. Vanhanen wanted was sex. So that's what kind of woman she is.
TheRealZam @ Dec 5th 2006 5:28AM
If this is Finland's sexiest man, that country has a LOT to make up for. I'm sure the chick was far hotter than he. Thank god I don't live there.
Ian @ Dec 5th 2006 12:25PM
Artist: Kelly
Album: Shoes
Year: 2006
Title: Txt Msg Brkup Print
Correct
You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god i wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And i'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in you face on myspace
just you wait till you read the shit
on you im gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
after 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
Im pissed like president bush
would be in a gay parade in texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you dont like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shitbag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Fuck you dick
I cant belive he did that
What a fucking douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
Youre an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I cant believe that crap
Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
Im gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva dick
You're my ex bf foreva dick
Tim Deveau @ Dec 5th 2006 3:11PM
SLOW NEWS DAY!
James @ Dec 6th 2006 4:47PM
Ian, congats on the worst song ever. Ever.