Motorola patenting Feng Shui-enabled cellphone
Motorola knows what a pain it can be to hire a consultant every time you need to get your Feng Shui-on at a
new location, so they're trying to patent a method for measuring chi levels right from your cellphone. In order to
provide the user with the greatest amount of must-have qi, phones equipped with this tech would use nearly every
available sensor -- and one dedicated one -- to develop an accurate overview of the environment: the camera is used for
evalulating color saturation and spacial relationships, the GPS reciever for determining proximity to
"undesirable" sites, the microphone for gauging ambient noise levels, and even the radio for measuring AM/FM
transmission strength from the nearest towers. Since no Feng Shui reading would be possible without knowing which
direction the main wall of the building faces, the Moto patent also calls for the inclusion of a
"three-dimensional Hall-effect sensor" that would measure the strength of electromagnetic fields to deliver
digital compass readings. While this all seems a bit complicated, software would take care of most of the hard work,
essentially allowing the user to snap a few photos and sit back as the phone's sophisticated chi engine leads him/her
to a harmonious balance.
[Via Unwired View]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Stephen @ Apr 28th 2006 2:24PM
Wow. Just wow... I can't believe it was somebodies job to think this up.
Supervisor: So what's the newest features that we're going to use to set us appart.
Engineer: Well, My wife is redecorating living room and we both agree it would have been easier with a feng-shui enabled phone.
Ben @ Apr 28th 2006 2:30PM
To put quite frankly: WTF?
Joel A @ Apr 28th 2006 2:45PM
Huh. Well, it's a lot easier to practice then driving/parking the feng shui way:
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/04/17/how-to-drive-and-park-your-vehicle-the-feng-shui-way/
ac @ Apr 29th 2006 12:44AM
ironic that the company that makes the phones with the worst interface is installing fung shui on them. fix the address book and menus first, motorola!
iradio waves @ May 1st 2006 9:20PM
Haha! Awesome, ya gotta love it.
andrew k from az @ May 1st 2006 9:22PM
spatial, is that what you mean? or special? it's one or the other...
what a whack idea. who would possibly use this??
Richard @ May 4th 2006 2:15AM
The Motorola patent has been moved, does this mean it has been rejected? I wasn't able to find it in the patent database of USPTO.
Carol @ Jul 12th 2006 7:50PM
Just what traditional professional practioners need...another Feng Shui marketing scheme to damage the reputation.