We won’t pretend to understand the ways of the FCC. Still, it would appear that they have given approval for a mysterious new ultra-thin LG MG810/810c/810d cellphone. This GSM/GPRS looker passed testing in at least two (850 and 1900MHz) of its supposed three supported bands. A little digging reveals further specs (and that glossy pic) over at Argentinian site Celularis. They claim that the MG810 flip is only 14.6-mm thin, throws down a 1.3 megapixel shooter with flash and a second for video (which usually implies 3G), and Bluetooth. And if we’re reading the machine translation correctly, those external media keys respond not by touch, but by the heat associated with your finger thereby avoiding accidental battery discharge while bouncing around your pocket. Expected to drop in “less than six months” giving us time to load-up on Scooby-snacks and bring a tidy conclusion to this mystery -- punch it Fred, let's roll!